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I woke up and somehow thought today was Sunday

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2

I was there the entire time, you just didn’t notice me

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33
3

My cat needed some love and i couldn't leave him

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26
4

I’ve met love of my life. But after one week i’ve realised that i was wrong. I’ll finish project in a week

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25
5

My spiritual animal is a bear, so it’s hard for me to be awaken this cold winter days

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24
6

It’s always hard for me to write first and i was waiting for your letter

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7

Injured myself during sex and I can barely move

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8

I was depressed cause i’ve seen dollar’s exchange rate

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9

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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10

I’ve thought everyone was watching new Sherlock episode, so we have 2 more days

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11

I moved to another house yesterday. had no time to inform you

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12

Someone changed my e-mail password and i can’t read TRD or find your mail and phone number

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13

I was out all day, recruited for alien invasion training. please find certificate at my bench.

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The dog ate my notebook. Really! It`s no funny!

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15

There are cops around, i’ll call you later

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16

Just “woman days” (check if you’re woman before)

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17

My car was repossessed last night, and I don't have money for a taxi!

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18

sorry for missing the call my calendar has timezone issues

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19

My neighbor called - the water pipes "broke" and basement is flooding. Got to get home ASAP, sorry!

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VPn was not working

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21

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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22

Design was finished one week ago, but it was too good for this world, so i’ve decided to do another one, i’ll send it tomorrow

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23

We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since

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24

A man came into my house last night and threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality, so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police, ambulance, everything! I can't believe you didn't hear about it!

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25

My trousers split on a way to work

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26

i did not have it in my agenda!

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27

I’ve locked my keys in car. The locksmith's on the way, but he said it might be hours before he arrives

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28

I’ve locked my keys in car. The locksmith's on the way, but he said it might be hours before he arrives

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29

I am trying to be less popular. Someone has got to do it!

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30

A close family member was in a car accident. I don't know if its serious or not, but just couldn't concentrate at work unless go check on them

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31

A tree in my neighborhood fell into the street, blocking the road. The Department of Transportation will respond as soon as they can, but who knows when that will be?

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32

My child/mom/dad is too sick to get out of bed, so I've got to stay home and care for him/her

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33

I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the wall of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small fish that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the fire was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat

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